24 GRANA

Dear All,

Santa's been home and has told me to be a grateful boy.If you're not interested in listening to the king,you might be interested in one of my favourite bands,24 grana.It's an Italian band I discovered ten years ago.Listen to some of my favourite songs clicking on some of their titles like ACCIREME , SCUGNIZZI or STAI MAI CCA. If you don't like it...well...let me tell you that you're a bunch of rednecks, airheads and some other names I'm not allowed to include in this fine educational blog,dudes. Enjoy.

SEE YOU IN JANUARY

SEE YOU IN JANUARY.GUYS.THANKS TO ALL OF YOU WHO VISIT THIS PLACE OFTEN...PABLO(X2) AND........AND......LET ME THINK ABOUT IT........YES,WHAT'S HIS NAME.........IT'S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE......AND....UHMMMM.....

THE END OF THE WORLD

Dear all,

It's all gonna be over...for good.It's not about the movie at all,guys.The NASA has supported the scientific evidence behind the movie and says that something definitely not cool will happen on December 21st,2012. The North and South Poles might even exchange positions,rotating vertically instead of horizontally,which would undoubtedly originate tsunamis of an unprecedented magnitude. I don't know about you,guys,but all this scares the shhhhh out of me. I've looked into (=investigated) it on the net and seen all the youtube videos available on the subject and believe me...it's creepy...very creepy.Now...if all this were true...what would you do???Would you keep on (=continue) attending class?Would I keep on working? I don't know.Anyway, I don't want to freak you out (=make you panic).If all this is a hoax (=lie), the Earth will go on (=keep on) spinning around and humans will keep on doing what we do on a daily basis.Practice your 2nd conditional clauses and let me know what you would do if you knew it was all over.

PASSIVE BOYS

Dear All,

Elvis Presley is said to be the best artist ever. He has been both praised and criticized over the years,but I don't think enough recognition has been given to him yet.Little is known about the reasons why he never performed outside the U.S., he adored America and portrayed America like no other singer or artist has ever done. His home, Graceland,is visited by millions of tourists every year and his gravestone will forever be stoned with flowers by fans from all over the world. Please,don't be as passive as this text and check out some of his songs.I personally recommend "An American Trilogy" or "Proud Mary".This post is dedicated to the loving memory of Elvis Aaron Presley.May he rest in Peace.

GEE...THIS BLOG'S BETTER THAN MINE!!!

Hi,guys...I just found this on the internet.It's another blog...and it's much better than mine.I thought nobody could improve the fine,superior quality that this blog offers,yet I just happened to find this witty and truly educational blog on the net.Check it ot HERE.

LEARNING TO READ

Dear All,

I just want to mention how obnoxious and filthy a commercial seems to me.It is the christmas campaign for one of the most popular (if not the most popular) department stores in Spain.C'mon...you know what I'm talking about...green and black triangles on their bags...lights...."nameofthedepartmentstore-ylandia"...yeah,that's right. Their latest commercial features a girl in a car.The girl can't read the Spainsh word "pasteleria",she can read it,but baby-talking,so we think she's presently learning to read.Well, the family passes by one of these department stores,and just by looking at the Christmas Lights the girl says the name of the department store as if she had been able to read ever since the very day she was born.Thus,we are told that we learn to pronounce the name of that Department Store before we can actually read...ain't it smart????

THE TIME HAS COME

This is not a fund-raising show,guys,this is for real. Three brave teachers are running 21 km next Sunday 13th. Another one is running 10.5 km. Many of them said they'd join in....most of them chickened out.Only three of us have endured the pain and hardship of the trainings under the cold rain: Pablo Canabal,your teacher of Economics and BA; Gabriel, a teacher from IES Arcipreste de Hita and me, Mr.Tight, will go for the 21km, whereas Ana Buendía will take a shot at 10.5km. This is pretty much like "the good, the bad and the ugly", whose final scene features the three protagonists facing each other in an oval deadly duel...who will make it alive???That's for you to find out.By the way,don't dare ask who the ugly is!!!!

WHO IS SHE???

Today I start a more educational section of my blog.I have called it:

"Wow, I didn't know that!!!!". I include a link and you look into the video,find out why I posted that video and investigate on the character or story of the video.

Click HERE to watch the video.Post your investigations in the comments.

A NEW LIGHT ON MY DASH

what are the odds that this wrench on my dash is the "everything is working just fine" light???

SITTIN' ON THE TOILET

Many times we find pleasure in the littlest things.It is the simplest things that make us happy.In my case,watching the washing machine spinnin' around,scratching my armpit while sneezing,having a nice plate of capelletti with tomato sauce,getting the hairdryer on full blast to dry my hands off,adding some cinnamon to my yoghurt,you know the simplest things are the best ones.C'mon,don't be lazy and look up all the new vocabulary!!!!As an example,watch a friend of mine improvising a rap in the toilet HERE

Isn't she awesome????Tell me about the simple things that make you happy!!!

A TURNING POINT

Dear all,
I've changed my mind.I can see it.I'm going to stop ranting.I'm going to start teaching.This blog is declared hereinafter a place to learn.If it hasn't been a place to learn up to the present moment is because you didn't want to,little brats.I've introduced a thousand useful verbs,nouns and adjectives which you didn't bother to look up in a friggin' dictionary...but it's all gonna be different now.It'll be the most boring piece of blog you'll ever see.
Wait and see....