
Yesterday evening, I felt like (=me apeteció) having a sandwich. I took the bread, ham and cheddar cheese out of the fridge and tenderly (=con cariño) placed(=coloqué) the slices (=lonchas) in my favourite order. It was the first time I used that brand new (=nuevecita) sandwich grill, so I was really excited about it all. After a couple of minutes smoke came out of the sandwich grill,but I thought it was normal...hell it wasn't. Three minutes later, a flood of cheese(=una inundación de queso) was leaking out(=rezumaba) of the grill, as if (=como si) the grill were throwing up (=vomitando). Suddenly (=de repente), the grill started to TALK!!!!:
-"I won't be your slave(=esclavo),Mr.Tight...try to use me again and I'll grill YOU!!!"
-"I'm sorry, Miss Grill...I didn't mean to....(=no era mi intención)"
-"Shut up!!! How dare you!!!(=¿cómo te atreves?) I'll teach you a lesson!!!"
At this point, cheddar cheese was all over my kitchen floor, I could feel it hot under my feet.I took the bottle of Mr.Proper and threatened(=amenacé) the grill. When I was about to(=a punto de) pour (=verter) it on the grill, I woke up. I went to the kitchen and prepared a sandwich in the grill. Suddenly,smoke started to come out of the grill.....